Hockey people are the toughest people in the world, hands down. Whether they’re players, coaches, and I guess now their announcers, nothing phases them. Pucks to the face is like getting hit with a pillow to them. For sure I’m checking for all my chicklets (teeth) when this happens, then I’m crying my ass off on the bench/ice. I’d probably have to be escorted off the ice on a stretcher into an ambulance. I’d be like soccer players when they get hurt- completely milk the shit out of it. Fans would be thinking I was having a heart attack and internal bleeding caused by the puck. When in fact I’d only have a 3-inch cut, a headache and broken pride.
This guy is for sure a psychic, right?
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