Is This… The Dumbest Chick To Ever Use eBay, Or The Smartest?


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Daily Mail – A woman who listed her dress on eBay has become an instant celebrity after accidentally including a naked view of herself in the website listing.

The blonde, identified only by the user ID as ‘sugart*t-2’ hung the mustard yellow skater dress by ASOS on her wardrobe door to photograph it for listing.

But she failed to notice her own reflection in the door mirror, camera in hand, and in just a black bra and no knickers.

Bargain-hunters spotted her at the margin of the eBay picture and it was immediately shared on Twitter with the hash tag #ebayyellowskaterdress. Within hours it had gone viral.

Embarrassed eBay managers pulled the entry before the sale ended, but an unabashed Sugart*t-2, who lives in Oxfordshire, has now relisted the dress with a similarly-posed picture – only this time it shows her – just about covered up – in a dark Nike top.

I hate to keep bashing the female sex, but youre either dumb as a box of rocks if you cant tell your vagina is in clear shot of the photo or you dont give two shits because you know youre hot as fuck. Im taking option number two. And that was before I saw her reposted photo. That just confirmed my thought. “Oh, let me redo this by taking another photo of me pantless. This time with just an oversized sweatshirt covering my box.” Chicks will use their body to sell anything. From pawning off a dress on eBay to getting out of a DUI arrest, nothing is off limits.

Yet feminists will still come out of the woods afterwards and say that guys are the ones using women for their bodies and taking advantage of them. That women are real people too, and that no one would do this to a guy. Blah, blah, blah. Keep preaching, lesbos. Your own sex- chicks like sugartits-2- are ruining your argument. Which leads me to my third point…, sugartits-2? You still think she didnt post this on purpose? Euro chicks, bro. Euro chicks.

Still need convincing? Here’s photos of Jessica Simpson from 2009 when she spent a day at the beach..

Jessica was just like, “they’ll never see my chicken of the sea in this wet white bikini.” Riiiiigggghhhhtttt. Thanks, Jess. Now I never have to imagine what you look like naked. Memory image stored.

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