Tag Archives: Beauty
Yuck City, Population Lindsay Lohan
Bruises and pale skin equal Yuck City fa days. Continue reading
I Hope Everyone Is Ready For Casey Anthony To Have Another Child Because, Guess What, She’s Pregnant!
Man Wakes Up To Find A Penis Has Been Drawn On His Face, Then Proceeds To Go Beat His Roommate Up Because Of It
Ted Johnson Called Vince Wilfork’s Wife Ugly Which Is Not The Patriot Way
Pro Football Talk – Current and former NFL players who appear on radio gradually are learning that their words don’t evaporate into the ether. They linger — and they can have consequences. Former Patriots linebacker Ted Johnson witnessed that reality on Friday. He’ll likely witness it again, if/when he encounters Patriots defensive lineman Vince Wilfork in person. A caller to … Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan Looking Sexy As Hell In Her Latest Mugshot
If there’s one thing Lindsay Lohan can do its take a mugshot. And let’s be honest, she’s had a lot of practice. Never have I wanted to bang a criminal so much in my entire life. She’s just looking at you with those DSL’s, that messy hair, and that seductive smirk and you just know … Continue reading
Kevin Federline Seems To Be Real Health Conscious Post-Britney
Before… After… Glad to see Kevin Federline has been taking care of himself post-Britney spit. Jesus Christ, bro. What’s up with you and Rob Kardashian? You guys go through a breakup and come out looking like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Lay off the sweets and sub in some fruits and vegetables. Make sure you … Continue reading
JT Is The Newest Member Of The Combover Club
Welcome to the combover club, JT. You know the style has hit an all-time high when JT starts rocking it. I know I like to think of myself as a fashion guru, but its official, I’ve had this haircut for months and now JT has it. Can’t get much more guru than that. If JT’s … Continue reading
Butt Glue, Tape, And Miss America Contestants
Huff Po – What goes into creating the pageant-perfect facade? Butt glue. And a Home Depot’s worth of tape, of both the Scotch and duct variety. This year’s Miss America hopefuls cheerfully admitted these secret weapons and more in a behind-the-scenes video series for Live Well Network called “Miss America: Secrets Revealed.” Talking backstage, Miss Alabama reveals that Scotch tape … Continue reading
What’s With All This Talk About The Comb Over Hairstyle Being Unfashionable?
Look at the sleek style, the sophistication. The classiness. The comb over oozes all of these things. So when I decided to make my bi-weekly visit to the barbershop and opted for the sleek comb over I felt I was killing the game. No one could mess with my style. But the Sports Reporter has … Continue reading
