Looks like Boston Bombing suspect #2 enjoys Ralph Lauren’s Polo hats. Can’t believe that Ralph is enjoying this too much right now. Got terrorists wearing his product. Slap in the face if there ever was one. Tommy Hilfiger is probably jumping for joy. Negative pub for your opponent is positive pub for you. Don’t buy into that “any publicity is good publicity.” That’s a crock of shit. Negative pub sucks ass. Especially when its “terrorist bombing suspect wearing your merchandise” publicity. Looks like all the frat guys, and preps are going to have to put away their Polo shit for the time being. Stay away from the “horse” and “3” logo. Go with that messy, chilled back hairstyle until further notice. I know I’m going combover every day these two are still out. Going to distance myself as much as possible from outlets like CNN, Fox News, and the NY Post falsely reporting that I’m a suspected terrorist.
Not sure if either one of these are fakes, but one has the 3 on the left and the other has the 3 on the right. Not only do we need to catch these two, but we also need to figure out whether suspect #2 is a poor, unfashionable, knock off Ralph Lauren purchaser. Nothing worse than being someone who can’t properly purchase official merchandise. Except maybe being a terrorist.
(Collage Numbered Photo via @blackngold117)