Farrah Abraham Is Putting Out A Sex Tape, Making Every Teen Mom Proud


Huff Post – Porn star James Deen claims the Farrah Abraham sex tape is real — and he’s the guy featured in the video.

The 27-year-old, who recently starred made his first mainstream film,”The Canyons,” opposite Lindsay Lohan, told TMZ the sex tape is real and they shot it just yesterday.

“Word travels fast, it isn’t even edited yet. We shot it yesterday,” he said, adding that their relationship is strictly limited to the porn set. ” [We are] definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady.”

If Deen is to be believed, then it appears as though this is not your average celebrity sex tape leak, but Abraham making a splash in the porn industry.

 

Remember when young broads got pregnant and everyone was like, “Oh she’s a whore, blah blah blah”?  Then it turned into “Oh, teens these days are just uneducated about the repercussions of unprotected sex.”  Well move on back over to “she’s just a whore.”  Teens aren’t uneducated about unprotected sex.  They’re just as educated as their moms and dads were.  The problem is teens, and young adults, just don’t give a flying fuck.  I can say this because I’m one of them.  We don’t care at all.   Condoms?  What the fuck are condoms?  Birth control?  Yeah bitches take birth control… when they fucking remember.  Females remembering to take their birth control is like a dude remembering an anniversary of some sort.  Yeah, once in a while we’ll get it, but for the most part we need some device to help us out.  I had a girlfriend that had to rely on her cell phone alarm to remind her each day to take her pill.  What the fuck?!  I thought habits started after 21 days?  After a week shouldn’t you be used to taking that shit roughly around the same time each day?  It blew my mind.  But that’s todays youth.  They’re getting pregnant in high school, and they’re putting out professional sex tapes at 21-years old.  We’re all money hungry sex fiends who don’t think towards the future.  We react to our consequences instead of thinking about them prior.  That’s the future leaders of our country.  Farrah’s little girl is going to grow up so proud.  Probably take right after her mother.

Do I hate Teen Mom?  Yes.  Do I hate MTV for constantly airing it?  Yes.  Do I find Farrah hot?  Yes.  Will I watch her sex tape with James Deen?  Yes. Yes. Yes.

PS, I love the fact that this was her idea.  James Deen was just that lucky guy who had a hottie come up to him like, “yo, want to fuck on tape?”  No straight dude is passing that up.  I don’t care who you are.

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