Boom. Hayden Panettiere. I saw these photos Sunday but held out until today to post them under Who Am I. I know that’s evil of me but whatever. I’m not going to lie, Hayden looks pretty good in a bikini. Way better than Lindsay Lohan. No makeup and I’m still not turned off. I don’t usually do ocean water, but I’d frolic in the deep blue with her any day. Kind of pissed off she goes home to Wladimir Klitschko every night. I thought I was an individual who had high standards and routinely out kicked his coverage, but god damn. Wladimir just booted his shit out of the stadium. Good work, Wlad. I still hate you, but good work.