You have to keep your eyes on the game at all times, sweetheart. Can’t just be shoveling your face full of french fries relying on your boyfriend to notify you that a ball is headed directly to your face. You don’t want to pay attention, I’m jumping out of the way too. Only downfall is that your girlfriend is now uglier then before. Catching a Rawlings to your cheek isn’t going to make you more beautiful that’s for sure. Also, she’s not going to want to give you a blowjob for weeks now. She’ll use the “sore cheek” excuse, and that you’re an asshole who doesn’t care about her. For your dick’s sake, I might want to catch the baseball next time.