CBS Sports – The Lehigh Valley IronPigs of the Triple-A International League — enterprising American heroes, one and all — have struck a mighty technological blow against male urination as we know it. Behold the “urinal gaming system”:
When a user approaches the urinal, the video console flips into gaming mode, using patented technology that detects both his presence and stream. Algorithms then allow the user to engage with the screen by aiming in different directions to test their agility and knowledge. The games are 100% intuitive and custom-built to provide a unique user interface along with an easy and seamless experience.
Guys love competition and will literally create it for everything they do. We love making a game out of anything, even if its just to beat our own selves at something. If you’re a guy then you already play pissing games when you’re in the bathroom. Some do the ‘no bubble’ game, the ‘bubble’ game, the ‘flush and see if I can finish before the flush is finished’ game, I mean there are all kinds of shit we think up. Baby J gave us an aiming device that we can control so we have to make something out of it. That was until some genius decided to create an actual game. If there’s one thing guys love, its video games. Doesn’t matter our age. We’re all immature children at heart, I guess. Whatever. I love this idea, and need one for my house. You just know dudes are going to be bragging about having the high score at their local bar. They’ll all be pounding down drinks after drinks in order to work themselves into pissing. They’ll totally forfeit the ‘dont break the seal’ rule. That’ll be old news. Then they’ll be fighting and accusing their buddies of cheating because he has an overactive bladder naturally and pisses every 20-minutes. I hate those guys. His buddies will then try to put him on a pissing limit rule, because let’s face it, we never ever want someone to have an advantage over us.
(h/t CBS Sports: Eye On Baseball)