I Hope Everyone Is Ready For Casey Anthony To Have Another Child Because, Guess What, She’s Pregnant!


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Daily Mail – Casey Anthony is allegedly telling close friends that she is pregnant with another child and is thrilled at the chance to ‘prove’ that she is a good mother even after she was acquitted of killing her first daughter Caylee. The National Enquirer published a story based on the claims of multiple unidentified sources saying that the infamous mother is pregnant.

‘She just said that she fell in love with a very wealthy man while she’s been in hiding. Casey said he’s taking care of her financially and he’s so obsessed with her that he’ll do anything for her,’ an unnamed insider told the tabloid.

They allege that she is bragging to close friends that she is more than a month pregnant. Her loose-fitting clothing at the March 4 court appearance gave nothing away about her condition, so the rumor mill is left to run rampant about the state of her would-be pregnancy.

‘Her eyes lit up when she told me that she was expecting, but she wouldn’t tell me who the baby’s father is,’ the source told The Enquirer.

The supermarket tabloid also claims that there is a group of concerned citizens who have created a petition to force Casey to be sterilized, and should she have another baby, they will apparently argue that the child should be turned over to social services. Neither the name of the group- nor the names of any participants- were not listed in the article. If she continues to keep the identity of her partner a secret, it will be the second time that the identity of her child’s father is kept a secret, though she apparently does know the man in this case.

 

Did Casey not learn anything from OJ?  Get away with murder and get the hell out of dodge and enjoy the rest of your life.  Stay away from the media world, and especially stay away from the criminal world.  Just like if you kill a woman you don’t go writing a book titled “If I Had Done It,” or go robbing a museum, if you kill your daughter you don’t go getting pregnant within the year of the verdict with some rando wealthy man.  But that’s just me. That’s what I’d do, or not do.  My problem, however, is that I give too many people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to intelligence.  I view people as if they’d think like I would.  No more though.

I should probably be grossed out by this, thinking its unconscionable, and think its borderline illegal, right?  But I don’t.  She’s straight Grade A so you knew some knucklehead was going to take her in after her murder trial. Pussy makes a dude do just about anything, and that includes impregnating a woman accused of murdering her 2-year old daughter.  You know all she had to do was get to saying, “fuck me without a condom,” and he was all like, “ok.” That’s the functionality of a guy’s brain.  We sit back not giving a shit until its too late.  Then we’re left analyzing our mistake like we’re god damn Albert Einstein.  Chicks may not have the equality that they’d like throughout life, but the power of their vaginas more than make up for it.  Look at Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, absolute nut cases that flew off the reservation.  But even in their worse days I bet they never had an issue getting dick.  That’s because guys don’t think about what they may be sticking their dick into.  When we’re told not to fuck crazy, they might as well being saying, “go fuck dick.”  Every chick has a bit of crazy in her.  If she doesn’t then that means she’s probably ass ugly, or she has the personality of a brick.  Its the triangle rule. There are three traits that a female can possess, looks, personality and sanity.  However, they can only possess 2 out of 3 of them.

PS, If you’re sitting there thinking, “Sports Reporter, that’s easy to say as a guy sitting back whom Casey Anthony isn’t trying to have sex with you. Let’s see what you’d do if put in the heat of the moment.”  And anyone saying this would be 100 percent spot on.  You’re right, it is easy to sit back and judge since she’s not trying to have sex with me.  Because if she were to try and have sex with me, I’d definitely end up being the next father of her children.  I’d sex her so fast your heads would spin.

Absolute dick wrecker…                            

PS, I love the protestors saying she should be forced to abort the baby or give it up for adoption, along with having her tubes tied.  America.

(h/t/ Matt)

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