Never Mind Diving, Louie Anderson Can’t Even Get Out Of A Pool By Himself


If you’re so fat that you can’t get out of a pool then there is a problem.  And the problem is you need to stop eating and you need to start working out.  Or just walk around a bit.  Christ sakes, Louie.  Your 5’7″ and like 400-pounds.  Your damn bathing suit could work as a towel for children 3-10.  Here I am trying to check out Katherine Webb soaking wet in a bikini and I get a fat cow unable to dive, swim or even crawl his way out of a pool.  Then you have 3 grown men- Ndamakung Suh, Drake Bell and Greg Louganis, trying to hoist your ass out of the pool.  Its just wrong.  You remind me of the fat people who can’t get out of bed because they’re too fat.  The ones that need forklifts to come in and pick them up to put them on a flatbed so that they can make doctor’s appointments.  You’re about 6-months from that level.  You probably haven’t seen your dick since 2000, and you probably have seen an in-person naked chick, free of charge, since 1995.  You’re living the new American Dream, obesity.

Sweet dive, Lou…            

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2 thoughts on “Never Mind Diving, Louie Anderson Can’t Even Get Out Of A Pool By Himself

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