Kevin Federline Seems To Be Real Health Conscious Post-Britney


Before…

After…

Britney & Kevin Watch Their Sons Soccer Game

Glad to see Kevin Federline has been taking care of himself post-Britney spit.  Jesus Christ, bro.  What’s up with you and Rob Kardashian?  You guys go through a breakup and come out looking like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.  Lay off the sweets and sub in some fruits and vegetables.  Make sure you live to see your 35th birthday.

How sad is it that this fat, gross slob had sex with Britney Spears multiple times?  I’m not a fat, gross slob, I go to the gym, and  I’ve always wanted to have sex with Britney Spears.  Yet I can’t.  Damn that’s a life letdown.  Mix it in with this snow, sleet, windy, cold weather I’m experiencing mid-March and I’m close to calling it a life.  Not really much more to play for these days.

Advertisements

Comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s