Tiger Woods Wants All His Facebook Friends To Know He’s Banging Lindsey Vonn


    

Tiger Woods’ Facebook – This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.

 

Lindsey Vonn is one lucky biotech, I’ll tell you that.  I don’t care what Tiger has done in his past.  You get a chance to date Tiger and you’re dating sports royalty.  I’m pretty sure he’s worth like a quadrillion dollars.  At one point he had a contract written up for his ex that stated if they got back together he promised her $300 mill if he were to cheat on her again.  $300 mill!  Dude just has hundreds of millions of dollar to just bet on his sexual prowess.  This is why I love Tiger.  I’d change lives with him in a nanosecond.  Yeah, he fucked like a hundred chicks behind Elin’s back.  Big deal.  That’s literally the worst of his problems.  That he cheated.  You know how many people cheat nowadays?  Everybody.  That’s how many.  If you’re telling me I get to play golf everyday, I’m the world’s greatest at it- possibly the greatest of all-time, I get to make billions of dollars doing it, and I get broads throwing themselves at me, then I’m taking that 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  Its a total no brainer.  If you say otherwise you’re just not a real man.  Case closed.

 

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