What else are you going to do at a Knicks-Blazers game? At any given time last night your average fan couldn’t name more than 4 players of the 10 running the court. The Knicks had Carmelo, Amare, and Tyson Chandler all out. Their lineup consisted of Kurt Thomas, Kenyon Martin, Jason Kidd, J.R. Smith, and some And Portland is just Portland. I know Damien Lillard and LaMarcus Aldridge and that’s about it. The world tends not to care about Oregon. Its like the 51st most important state out of 50. I know more about Puerto Rico than I do Oregon. The only thing I associate with that state are ducks and bright, wacky ass uniforms. Digging for gold was the most exciting thing to happen in that arena last night.
Side Note: Such a boss move looking over a the camera, noticing you’ve been busted and winking back. No shame in Portland Nose Picking Fan’s game.