You have to keep your head on a swivel, Mop Guy. Landry Fields had enough of the slippery floors. He let the mop guy know, “Do your job more effectively or catch a Spalding to the mouth, bro.”
I give it to the mop guy, though. Dude took that hit like a champ. No questions asked I would have been laid out on the court, holding my face, checking for teeth, asking everyone to call Sandra. And yes, there would have been tears. My face is all I have. Its my money maker. That and this marvelous brain Baby J gave me. No chance in hell any chick talks to me after taking a Spalding to the face. I might be hilarious, and charming, and sweet, but you don’t have a chance if you can’t catch a glance.
PS, “You don’t have a chance if you can’t catch a glance,” is not trademarked or copy written so feel free to use it accordingly.