A 14-Second Double Knockout In The 1st Round Is Exactly How MMA Should Not End


A double knockout?  That’s like a tie, right?  You don’t tie in MMA.  You fight until the death like cock fighting.  If both these schmucks knocked themselves out 14-seconds into the 1st round then you pick them both up, bring them to their respective corners, douse them with some water, some smelling salt and you tell them to go back out there for round 2.  You basically just start the whole match over.  I don’t care about a tie or a rematch.  I want a victor.  What if this was real MMA.  Like where Vegas bets.  How do you go about paying out?  Does every better lose because no one won?  Because if that’s the case I’d burn down Vegas that night.  Burn that whole city right to the ground.  Along with the houses of each fighter.  Fuck them.  Fuck MMA.  And fuck Vegas for stealing my money.  MMA is a grown man sport.  There is blood.  There are broken bones.  And there are winners.

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2 thoughts on “A 14-Second Double Knockout In The 1st Round Is Exactly How MMA Should Not End

  1. You sound like an ass and seem to have little/no respect/knowledge for the sport. This is an event in Yuba City, CA, not Vegas

    • I have respect for the sport. I just feel there should always be a winner. And I understand the event was in Yuba, CA. I never said it was in Vegas. I said what if the event had taken place in Vegas and there were bets on the event like UFC pay-per-views and boxing pay-per-views.

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