A double knockout? That’s like a tie, right? You don’t tie in MMA. You fight until the death like cock fighting. If both these schmucks knocked themselves out 14-seconds into the 1st round then you pick them both up, bring them to their respective corners, douse them with some water, some smelling salt and you tell them to go back out there for round 2. You basically just start the whole match over. I don’t care about a tie or a rematch. I want a victor. What if this was real MMA. Like where Vegas bets. How do you go about paying out? Does every better lose because no one won? Because if that’s the case I’d burn down Vegas that night. Burn that whole city right to the ground. Along with the houses of each fighter. Fuck them. Fuck MMA. And fuck Vegas for stealing my money. MMA is a grown man sport. There is blood. There are broken bones. And there are winners.