The Life Expectancy For U.S. Women Is Dwindling… I Wonder Why

Huff Post – A new study offers more compelling evidence that life expectancy for some U.S. women is actually falling, a disturbing trend that experts can’t explain.

The latest research found that women age 75 and younger are dying at higher rates than previous years in nearly half of the nation’s counties – many of them rural and in the South and West. Curiously, for men, life expectancy has held steady or improved in nearly all counties.

The study is the latest to spot this pattern, especially among disadvantaged white women. Some leading theories blame higher smoking rates, obesity and less education, but several experts said they simply don’t know why.

Women have long outlived men, and the latest numbers show the average life span for a baby girl born today is 81, and for a baby boy, it’s 76. But the gap has been narrowing and data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has shown women’s longevity is not growing at the same pace as men’s.

The phenomenon of some women losing ground appears to have begun in the late 1980s, though studies have begun to spotlight it only in the last few years.


You want to know why women are dying earlier than usual now?  Because they’re literally killing themselves.  They’re driving themselves crazy with theirs thoughts and its overloading their body.  Growing up the joke was that men died before women because they drove us nuts and killed us- figuratively.  Now its a fact that women are driving themselves nuts and killing themselves- literally.  Females will accuse you of having an affair with with a women in a state on the complete opposite side of the country.  They’ll interpret the wrong noun used in a statement to mean you’re cheating on them.  They even use their own misunderstanding of the internet to try and prove their case.  And by misunderstanding, I mean that they’re oblivious to the fact that local singles ads are spam.  Its the number one spam for porn sites.

Women truly have a whole different mindset on the world.  Its far and away the craziest thing I’ve ever witnessed.  Growing up in a family full of women, and only my dad as a male influence, I’ve had a front row seat to the show. Its like walking on glass with every conversation you have with them.  Their mindset is that of independence like a male’s, but their insecurity is that of a toddler’s.  They constantly need reassuring, but yet they’ll claim to death that they need no man.  They’ll tell you that cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry isn’t the role of a woman.  And then they’ll tell you that fixing things, carrying heavy belongings, taking out the trash and paying for dates is the role of a man.  I hate estrogen.

Forget arguing with a woman because like an elephant, they don’t forget.  Every argument will always come back to the same focus of their insecurity- cheating- no matter how the argument started.  She’ll get mad at you for saying you were going to a buddies house, and then not telling her that you and your buddy grabbed a bite to eat (They like to know everything).  She’ll then turn it into not respecting her and having something to hide.  She’ll ask which broad you took out to eat and where.  Then she’ll ask if you two fucked, but quickly change it to “never mind. I know you two fucked.”  Because that’s the thing, chicks think every dude just walks around looking for shit to fuck.  And that every chick is walking around like, “hey come fuck me.”  This has not been my experience in life, although it would have made it a lot more enjoyable.

Women need to stop overworking their brains or otherwise they’ll continue to overheat and break down just like any other machine.  Its not like a muscle where you work it out and it becomes bigger and stronger.  Its like a computer where if you put a ton of shit on it, it begins to slow down and shit the bed slowly over time.  Chicks are like desktops running Windows95 while dudes are like MacBook Pros running OS X Lion.


Such a woman line.



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