NY Post – A Brooklyn man faked his own kidnapping because he was terrified of his lover’s wrath.
Rahmell Pettway, 36, told cops he spent two weeks away from his Bedford-Stuyvesant home — and then staged the crime to explain his absence to his girlfriend. But his poorly executed plan unraveled when the cops who found him hog-tied in the street noticed the roll of duct tape still dangling from his wrists. He eventually came clean, and was arrested for filing a false report.
“He’s a total moron,” said one law-enforcement source. “It was a pathetic attempt to pull the wool [over] her eyes.”
Pettway was first discovered by a passerby at 1:10 a.m. Thursday between two cars on Macon Street. His hands, legs and mouth were covered with duct tape and the rogue Romeo looked beaten up, complaining about pain in his ribs. Pettway, who also goes by the last name Wallace, was transported to Woodhull Hospital.
He initially “couldn’t recall” what had happened, but later told police two men in a light-blue minivan abducted him on Feb. 19 near Bainbridge Street and Reid Avenue. He claimed his captors covered his eyes and hauled him to parts unknown before dumping him on Macon Street near Malcolm X Boulevard weeks later. But authorities grew suspicious of his account, and Pettway soon confessed to the hoax, saying he had gone AWOL for a couple of weeks and was terrified of facing his significant other.
Do you see how serious of a problem gender equality is becoming nowadays? Women are fighting everyday for equal rights, they’re crying out how terrible men are and how we belittle them and degrade them, but here is poor Wallace here who is petrified of his girlfriend and has to fake a kidnapping so that he doesn’t have to face her. Is that equality? I think not. No person should have to be fearful of another person unless one of those people is a female, its 4:30, dinner hasn’t been thought of, and they’re too busy parked on the sofa munching on Tagalongs and watching Dr. Phil. Then that chick should be fearful of her life when the bread winning male comes home. Of course no one will point out that with this case and the case of the man faking a robbery, chicks are taking their equality too far. They’re overdoing it with their power. They’re a bunch on Kim Jong Il’s running around on a military first game plan leaving all of us men in a famine where our free market system has been taken. They like to see us suffer and starve. They like to see us afraid. Women are the ultimate tyrants of the world. Don’t believe me? Google feminists.
Any man who has ever dated a woman or has ever lived with a woman knows the struggle that Wallace dealt with. They’re real-life ticking time bombs. One minute they’re all happy and joking and the next you’re such a lazy fucking asshole. All because you asked what the plan for dinner was. Try showing up one night after you went out with your friends for dinner and a couple drinks and she’s all on your ass wondering what the hell your problem is and why you’re home at 6:30 and not 6:15. This coming after she already told you to fend for yourself on dinner because you’re a ‘big boy’ and after you’d just got off the phone with her 20-minutes ago to tell her you were on your way home. Chicks just never can make up their minds. So yeah, Wallace went missing for 2-weeks. But missing for 1-hour is bad news to females so he was doomed. Kidnapped was his only way out. And the bro almost nailed it. Who would have thought that duct tape, a multi-purpose tool that saves every man’s life, would be the deciding factor in ruining this man’s entire life. It ain’t fair.