Damn Asians and their mastering of all things martial arts. Everyone wants to be Bruce Lee. I’m pretty sure I can’t pull off one back kick. I’m at the point where I’d for sure pull a back muscle, my quad and my hamstring. I’m 25, but my body is on the level of a 65-year old. I joke about that, but if there was an actual test I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be a joke anymore. It’d be factual. I can barely touch my toes leaning over. Actually, I don’t think I can. All I’m sure of is that I can type scumbag comments on the internet, golf and have sex with chicks. Never could I do a quadruple back kick, a triple back kick, a double back kick or even a single back kick. I might be able to do a front kick, but then I’d need a 20-minute sit down where I could gather myself and rest my torn muscles. Maybe enjoy a glass of milk and/or take some Oscal.