Jennifer Lawrence Capped A Weekend That Saw Achievements In Gender Equality By Proving Chicks Are Still Clumsy And Ditzy Beings


Aside from the 9-year old rocking a dog purse, Adele looking like Ursula, and George Clooney just owning the spotlight, Oscar night was pretty boring. That was until Jennifer Lawrence ate about 4 stairs. I haven’t had the chance to see Silver Lining Playback yet, but after witnessing her attempt to accept an award, Sunday night, its going to be a tough road to climb to outdo such performance. Chicks are trying to wrestle in high school on the boy’s team, headline UFC pay-per-views and win NASCAR races, but they can’t even walk up a set of stairs to accept an award. Chicks, bro.

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