The Daytona 500 had a lot of boring racing but was saved by a mix of with subtle rape and subtle sexism. James Franco going and punking Danica without even trying was electric television. A subtle, “Drivers… and Danica, start your engines!” You know he meant “Gentleman and Danica, start your engines,” but that wouldn’t have been as funny. Its the reason you watch live tv. The hope of a fuck up so that you can hit up all your friends and be like, dude did you just see that shit? As soon as it happened I texted STL my joy and amazement..
Franco just doing the damn thing with swag for days. That James Franco sure does know what’s good.