Oakland Raiders’ player Desmond Bryant crushed it hard with his latest mugshot photo. This photo makes up for every subpar season; each time they’ve finished with less than 8-wins, and every time they’ve been the laughing stock of the NFL. Who needs Super Bowl titles, Pro Bowlers and playoff appearances when you can get inebriated, enter a neighbor’s house and get arrested for criminal mischief? My respect meter for Desmond and the Raiders just went up a few notches. The fake retard face has to be respected. Its an automatic win. The very first face you go to when trying to draw a laugh. Whether its from a toddler or an adult, the fake retard face will have the whole world joyous. I want to see the entire Raiders’ team play with this face, maybe then their games will become a little more tolerable.