Save The Date For Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah


Daniel brought that real Hebrew heat. That fiery, rich heat. I’ so envious of it. It seems whatever Jews do they make it into a million dollar product. Whether its selling roses on the side of the street, or its making hit Save The Date music videos, the Hebrews bring their A-game, every game. How I wish I had that Hebrew blood. No other Save The Date will ever stand up to this one. Daniel revolutionized Saving The Date. Those ‘Save The Date’ cards for your fridge will no longer do. Either put out a music video or no one is showing up. At least I’m not.

Oink, oink, pig, pig, do away with the pork. We don’t eat that stuff, don’t be such a dork.

I feel you on that, Danny.

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