Texas Woman Orders A Pack Of Cigarettes Through A 9-1-1 Call

Huff Post – A Texas woman wanted to make sheriff’s deputies the butt of a joke, but she picked the wrong audience when she called 911 to have cigarettes delivered to her home.

Hood County sheriff’s Lt. Kathy Jividen says the 48-year-old woman was “very intoxicated” when she requested the special delivery on Feb. 11. Jividen says the caller instead received a visit from two deputies and was arrested. She was charged with a misdemeanor count of abuse of 911. She was later released from the Hood County jail on a $1,000 bond. The woman lives in Granbury, about 65 miles southwest of Dallas. Jividen says the woman thought it would be amusing to call 911 to place her order.


If this isn’t the epitome of a southerner acting like a southerner I don’t know what is.

Yeah we was just getting drunk in the backyard and I realized I didn’t have any cigarettes and I didn’t want to drive to the town to get any, so…’

White trash just being white trash.  When this article was sent to me, I replied back to the sender, ‘hahaha Texans,’ but my iPhone changed it to ‘hahaha Floridians’ which was actually kind of funny because Apple knows that Texans, Floridians, basically all of the south is the same kind of person.  Looney tunes.  I mean the state of Mississippi just abolished slavery the other day because they alleged to have ‘forgot‘ 148 years ago.  They fish with their hands, they wrestle manatees, and they hunt alligators.  For fun.  Not for an occupation.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the south is a country all of it’s own.  I’d be perfectly fine with them seceding from the union.

PS, They couldn’t get more stereotypical with their southern home.  A straight up trailer with a built on wooden deck, and some hobo-ish looking log fence in the front yard.  All that’s missing is a broken down car in the front yard and a bunch of metal scrap parts and/or a few lawn ornaments like a lawnmower, chainsaw, a wheelbarrow, a couple lawn chairs, some cut down wood, a couch, an American flag and a few tires just scattered throughout.  Linda and Gary must be those real classy southerners that keep that shit hidden in the backyard near their fire pit.

PSS, Why do southerners say ‘fixin’ when really they mean ‘about?’  This is shit I don’t get.

I know the broad in the last video is annoying as shit, but she nailed almost all the southern lingo.  I had to respect that.


(h/t Jamie)



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