CT News – UConn coach Geno Auriemma and the opposing coach are going to share when they briefly meet before a game. Auriemma and Baylor coach Kim Mulkey had one that could be categorized as playful, fun and, above all, harmless Monday night at the XL Center.
Auriemma was caught by a photographer from The Associated Press patting Mulkey on the backside. Here is his take on how exchange went down:
“She was staring at my butt and she was commenting on it and I said, ‘Really? How about yours?’ and she went, `Yeah, look at it,’ and I went (slap), I’ll teach you a lesson,’’ Auriemma said, jokingly. `And then she started talking about how she only dated Italians her whole life and that she wanted me to set her up with some Italians and I said `The Italians I send to see you aren’t going to date you.’ We’ve had a long and great relationship since, gosh, she was an assistant at Louisiana Tech. It goes back a long ways.
“She’s just a big pain in the butt. That’s all there is to it.’’
This picture just got 100 times better since I blogged it yesterday. Yesterday I blogged as if Geno had actually touched Kim’s ass. I pretty much had it in my head that it was fake though, that somehow the camera just caught them at an awkward angle or position. But no. Kim in fact was trying to get Geno to look and touch her ass, and Geno fell hook line and sinker. No way Kathy is going to dig this. If she’s anything like the chicks I know, she’s going to be bonkers when Geno comes home. Complete bonkers. Geno is going to get told that he’s no longer welcome in the house, but ‘I bet you’ll be welcome in Kim’s.’ Then Kathy will tell Geno he’s sleeping on the couch from now on and that he better have enjoyed that ass grab because its going to be the last one he gets for a long time. She’ll refuse to cook for him, and she’ll start trying to steal the TV remote for shows like Biggest Loser and The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
There’s nothing that haunts a man more than not getting cooked for when you’re used to getting cooked for regularly. Then it breaks down to the TV. Thats the second worst thing. We love our TV. We look forward to coming home at the end of the day and catching up with the days action on ESPN, and the future action of nighttime television. Go ahead and threaten us with sex, most of the time- especially if its a marriage- we’re not getting it at a regular clip so its not going to affect us that much. We’ll just do what we normally do and find websites. However, there’s no website for a home-cooked dinner. Believe me, I keep checking.