Daily Mail – Guy Fieri’s universally slated New York restaurant has now become the subject of a parody website
Bryan Mytko, a computer programmer from Brooklyn, purchased a domain name bearing the name of TV chef’s panned Times Square spot, Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar, and launched a bogus site on Tuesday.
GuysAmericanKitchenandBar.com features a fake menu complete with a range of gut-busting dishes poking fun at Mr Fieri’s low-rated meals, inspired by Twitter jokes that circulated last fall.
The real site for Mr Fieri’s 500-seat restaurant is a shorter version of the actual name, GuysAmerican.com.
This is what happens when you don’t register the domain for your entire restaurant’s name. Some dude does and he creates a fake menu spoofing your shit. These descriptions are killer.
‘A Sammy Hagar lookalike pushes your face into a leather bag filled with oil…‘ and ‘…38 ounces of super saddened, Cheez gutted wolf meat, lambast it with honey pickle wasabi and pile drive it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket.‘
What the fuckity fuck fuck? This dude just murdered all those richie, uppity class joints that have descriptions like:
‘Wild Fijian albacore sashimi with pea tendril salad, toasted hazelnuts, garlic chips, scallions and melon cilantro vinaigrette,’ or ‘Grilled Texas Nilgai Antelope with Caramelized Apricots, Apricot Agri-doux, Glazed Couscous, Ginger Infused Apricot Puree, Asparagus Tips and Red Wine Jus.’
Its joke city, but you still need a damn food dictionary and translator just to figure out this thing. I would hit up this place asap and experience all these dishes. If not because its a great spoof on Guy Fieri, but also for the fact that their menu designer has serious humor game going on. Oh, and because I want to be a shark.