Boyfriend Finger Bangs His Girlfriend Into A Brick House Like A Boss


Huff Post – A Florida couple allegedly getting intimate in their car smashed all the way through a Daytona Beach home on Friday, according to WESH.

Police say Asia Walker, 30, and her boyfriend lost control of their loins — and their 2007 Hyundai — at about 5:30 a.m.

“She told the investigating trooper that her and the boyfriend were getting a little amorous and the trooper suspects that’s probably why she lost control of the vehicle,” Florida Highway Patrol spokeswoman Kim Montes told the station.

Walker slammed into the home, which was unoccupied at the time, in a crash so powerful the windows on the other side of the house blew out, NBC-2 reports.

Walker was injured by falling debris and taken to the hospital with cuts and bruises, the Daily Mail reports. Her boyfriend, Charles Phillips, wasn’t hurt.

Walker was charged with careless driving.

 

Well, the Sports Reporter learned a new word today.. amorous.  ‘Showing, feeling or relating to sexual desire.’  Cant wait to add it into my usual vocabulary, like, ‘I was really amorous towards that female I met at the bar.’  Or, ‘I have really high amorous for that chick.’  I’ll be able to look sophisticated as shit while talking about wanting to bang chicks.  Taking over the world one word at a time.

Now let’s get to the subject at hand.  How shitty a driver Asia Walker is.  One, her name is Asia so that should have proven one thing, she can’t drive.  Two, she’s a chick which proves point number two, she cant drive.  Dudes get road head everyday.  There’s always a dude out there getting blown while driving and I’ve heard minimal stories of how a dude crashed his car into a house because of it.  If anything we become more concentrated on the world around us because of the oral coutus going on.  We don’t want to be pulled over by the police, and we don’t want to crash into things.  We know that crashing because of a blow job is the last thing we need in our lives.  We’re all about getting from point A to point B as fast as possible, as safe as possible.

Chicks on the other hand get all caught up on their feelings, they lose all awareness to the world.  Dude was probably just resting with his hand down her pants and that was enough for her to lose all control of her senses and functions.  She floored it right into a brick house.  Charles is either an A+ finger banger or Asia over here is as sensitive as they come.  If I’m Charles I’m telling everyone how I finger banged a chick so well she crashed her car into a house.  Finger bang swag for days.  No dude can hate on that.  Some dudes cant find the hole, while others make their bitches create one with their cars.

 

If I’m Charles, this is my ringtone for all of eternity..

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