I bring to you Devin Brugman. Fuckin’ smooooooooooookin’. You know when people talk about love at first sight and all the mushy stuff? Well I finally know what they’re talking about. Devin is my love at first sight. I love this chick. Fucking love her. Like literally love her. I thought it was just because of her ass and tittes, which she has for days upon days, but then I saw her wearing a Giants shirt and that cemented it. Boom, wifey material. I’m so in love that while writing this my buddy was texting me to see if I wanted to jump on some PS3 and I hesitated for a bit and almost said, “nah dude, I’m busy right now with Devin.” Its that real. I want to meet her, and make babies with her, and ask her to be my wife. And I’m strictly against having a wife. But when its true love, you just know. And I know. I’ll for sure be tweeting Miss Brugman later on and asking her to be my long distance girlfriend; I heard she’s newly single. The Sports Reporter is on the prowl. Rawr!
I love this more than anything right now. Straight desktop wallpaper material..