PETA Goes One On One With Beyonce


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Huff Post – We should’ve seen this one coming: PETA is none too pleased with Beyonce’s halftime outfit at the Super Bowl.

The animal right group released the following statement:

We would take a bet that if Beyoncé watched our video exposés here and here, she’d probably not want to be seen again in anything made of snakes, lizards, rabbits, or other animals who died painfully. Today’s fashions are trending toward humane vegan options, and Beyoncé’s Super Bowl outfit missed the mark on that score.

 

The animals in question, actually, are cows, pythons and iguanas: Bey’s extravagant black bodysuit was constructed of “strips of engineered python, paneled iguana and trapunto/pick stitched leather,” according to designer Rubin Singer.

Considering it was custom-made, we doubt Beyonce had an opposition to the exotic skins being used. This is, after all, the woman who donned a full-length fur coat at the 2013 Inauguration and wears fake eyelashes made out of mink fur.

Perhaps she will take PETA’s words to heart and change her fur lovin’ ways — but we’re not holding our breath.

 

The only thing I hate more than feminists are the animal rights activists at PETA.  Its not that I hate women, or that I hate animals either.  I just can’t stand how literal they take everything and how they make everything about their cause.  You could drive your car to the grocery store to pick up a gallon of milk and one of them will somehow turn it into you hating women and/or animals.  Somehow because you went to the store instead of letting your wife/girlfriend is a sign that you don’t trust her and that you feel superior to her.  But at the same time if you had her go they’d say it was because you felt it was her role as a women to deal with grocery and household needs.  PETA would say that its atrocious that you drink milk because cows are tortured during the process.  You should never drink milk.  Its pathetic.  These fucks are out of their minds.

PETA wants us to walk around in our birthday suit, refusing to wear anything made of animals or anything that is made with the help of animals.  Then they want you to eat nothing but twigs and berries, and drink water.  But not too much water or too many twigs and berries because the animals need something to eat too.  I mean, my head spins when I think of their arguments.  They’re really complaining about Beyonce’s outfit during the Super Bowl.  The same chick who was spotted wearing a full-length fur coat.  You really think she cares about having a little cow, python and iguana mixed together to form her leather wardrobe? For sure not.  I’m guessing B’s closet looks something like the San Diego Zoo, a little bit of everything from all over the world.  She’s got cheetahs, elephants, crocodiles, gators, iguanas, pythons, bears, minks, probably even something rare like a golden tabby tiger up in there.  Jay is probably no different.  Ballers ball, and the one sign of being a baller is the variety of animal collection you wear.

I honestly don’t know how these people live.  I eat animals on a daily basis.  I couldn’t imagine staying away from chicken, turkey, beef, and pork.  I’d die in a week, maybe even less.  There’s a reason we have a food chain and we’re on top.  No one form PETA bitches when a crocodile eats a water buffalo, but they’re all up in arms when I munch down on a medium cooked steak. Mmmm, tasty, tasty murder.

In case anyone was interested in watching it, here’s Beyonce’s performance from Super Bowl Sunday.  Can’t have enough Beyonce, that’s what I say..

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