If Bieber Really Fucked Rihanna Then I’m Quitting Life And Moving To Zimbabwe

Huff Post – Rumors are swirling that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may be reconciling once again, but the question of why they broke up in the first place has never been answered — until now.

Life & Style would like you to believe that Gomez, 20, called off her two year relationship with the 18-year-old pop star after she found out Bieber had cheated on her with Rihanna during the early stages of their relationship.

We’ll let you pause for a moment to catch your breath from laughing so hard, but a friend of Gomez’s told the magazine that news of the alleged affair has “devastated her.”

“It really cut like a knife because it happened in February of 2011, when Selena and Justin had been dating for months and were falling in love. It’s caused Selena to question their entire relationship,” the source told Life & Style.

According to the friend, Bieber and Rihanna hooked up after an evening of flirting at the NBA All-Stars game in February 2011. While it’s true that Bieber and Rihanna were spotted sitting next to each other, allegations that the two hooked up seem more than dubious. Given the timeline, Bieber would have been a week shy of his 17th birthday, while Rihanna would have been 22. Plus, (for whatever reason) Bieber is good friends with Chris Brown, and we doubt their friendship would have survived if the Biebs hooked up with Brown’s ex-girlfriend.

A rep for Bieber denies that the pop star’s relationship with Rihanna has ever been anything more than friendly, but the magazine’s source claims that “Justin would never admit to it; he would never tell anyone he messed around with Rihanna.”


If this is true I’m fuckin’ bowing down to this motherfucker, then I’m moving to Zimbabwe in hopes that HIV or AIDS takes me quick. I just don’t want to live anymore. Is there still people out there that believe Justin Bieber doesn’t live the ideal life? Dude has fucked Selena Gomez, Barbara Palvin, Miley Cyrus and now Rihanna- WHEN HE WAS 16 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!! Bro, I’m trading my left nut and my right nut to live this kid’s life. I’m just no-nutting it for the rest of eternity. As long as I have my dick and can still get it up to fuck these broads, I’m good. He’s 18 and has all the money in the world and every chick just throwing their panties at him. And it all started when he was 15. Unreal. Absolutely unreal. Keep telling yourself that life is fair and it all works out in the end. God is good and he loves everyone. That we’re all his children and we’re no different then the next. Then look at your life and look at Justin Bieber’s and see if you still believe that. I’m calling buuuuullshhiiiiiiiiitt.

PS, If you really don’t think they banged, just go over those photos again. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Rihanna wanted it. Bieber wanted to give it to her. Probably took about 5 minutes for them to get to the hotel room after the game. And Bieb’s probably hit it more than once. The first time is always a throw away, every guy knows that.

PSS, To anyone who didn’t get my Zimbabwe joke, I feel bad for you.


One thought on “If Bieber Really Fucked Rihanna Then I’m Quitting Life And Moving To Zimbabwe

  1. This is more media BS. Rihanna is to caviar like Selena is to taco. If Justin dined on caviar I doubt he would ever settle for a taco. WAY, WAY, WAY funny. I must have laughed for ten minutes. LOL.


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