Take It From An All-Star Gambler, Here Are Super Bowl XLVII’s Prop Bets


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I was introduced to prop bets roughly 6 years ago while at a Super Bowl party with my dad at his friend’s house.  The gambler in me was thrilled that people actually would bet these things.  Theres your typical “will the coin toss be heads or tails?” But then theres the “what color will the gatorade be thats dumped on the winning coach?” Or, “how long will the Halftime Show be?” Fuckin’ love this shit. I dont care about the 49ers or the Ravens. I care about money. Thats why Ive spent the morning doing what I do best, searching the nets, trying to come up with the best prop bets for this years Super Bowl.

Heres a list of the most common:

How long it will take Alicia Keys to sing the anthem? Odds: Over/under 2:10

Will Alicia Keys be booed? Odds: Yes (5/1)

Will Alicia Keys forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem? Odds: Yes (+150) (3/2)

What predominant color will Beyonce’s top be at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime Show? Odds: Black (9/4)

Will Beyonce’s hair be Curly, Crimped or Straight at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Odds: Straight (-140) (5/7)

How many times will the game be referred to as the HarBowl? Odds: Over/Under 2½

How many times will Harbaugh be said during the game? Odds: Over/Under 21½

How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh? Odds: Over/Under 7.5 seconds

How many times will Jack Harbaugh be shown on TV during the game? Over 1.5 (-140) (5/7)

Will either Jack or Jackie Harbaugh be shown on TV wearing any clothing that has either a SF or BAL logo on it during the game? Odds: Yes +200 (2/1)

What will be the first enforced penalty in the game? Odds: Pass Interference (7/1)

What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team? Odds: Clear/Water 7/4

Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game? Odds: San Francisco 49ers (+150) (3/2)

Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first? Odds: Teammates (5/4)

If Ray Lewis is interviewed on TV after the game on the field or in the locker room how many times will he mention “God/Lord?” Odds: Over/Under: 3

 

As the pro better that I am, these are my bets:

How long it will take Alicia Keys to sing the anthem? Odds: Over/under 2:10 – Me: Over

Will Alicia Keys be booed? Odds: Yes (5/1) – Me: No

Will Alicia Keys forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem? Odds: Yes (+150) (3/2) – Me: No

What predominant color will Beyonce’s top be at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime Show? Odds: Black (9/4) – Me: Gold/Yellow

Will Beyonce’s hair be Curly, Crimped or Straight at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Odds: Straight (-140) (5/7) – Me: Curly

How many times will the game be referred to as the HarBowl? Odds: Over/Under 2½ – Me: Over

How many times will Harbaugh be said during the game? Odds: Over/Under 21½ – Me: Over

How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh? Odds: Over/Under 7.5 seconds – Me: Over

How many times will Jack Harbaugh be shown on TV during the game? Over 1.5 (-140) (5/7) – Me: Over

Will either Jack or Jackie Harbaugh be shown on TV wearing any clothing that has either a SF or BAL logo on it during the game? Odds: Yes +200 (2/1) – Me: No

What will be the first enforced penalty in the game? Odds: Pass Interference (7/1) – Me: Holding

What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team? Odds: Clear/Water 7/4 – Me: Yellow

Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game? Odds: San Francisco 49ers (+150) (3/2) – Me: San Francisco

Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first? Odds: Teammates (5/4) – Me: God

If Ray Lewis is interviewed on TV after the game on the field or in the locker room how many times will he mention “God/Lord?” Odds: Over/Under: 3 – Me: Over

 

You can bet I’ll be bring betting money to PMT’s Super Bowl party.  Hope him and STL have cash on them so I can take it for all these prop bets Im about to win.  Gotta make up for all the money I lost during the wildcard round and divisional round.  Plus, I bought 4 Super Bowl squares so I’ll be raking in the money come Sunday night/Monday morning.  Cant wait (Bart Scott voice).

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