Sainsbury’s Wants You To Know That Women Want Cuddling, Compliments And Everything Else You’d Expect Women To Want


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Daily Mail – It is said the best things in life are free. And it would appear that still rings true for many women. Cuddles and compliments are at the top of a list of 50 things that make a woman feel good. But splashing out on a lady won’t go amiss; being bought flowers and presents are some material things that they enjoy.

They also get a buzz from treating themselves to a bargain, or pushing the boat out for new perfume or sexy underwear. Eating cheese, buying a new nail varnish, having clean teeth and shopping for a bargain also put girls in a good frame of mind, the study found. Having time for a jolly good chat with their friends and unexpectedly fitting into an outfit they thought was too small also makes them smile. The top of the list includes compliments about what they are wearing or how young they look.

Sainsbury’s commissioned the ‘feel-good factor’ poll of 2,000.

 

Thanks, Sainbury’s but I could have commissioned this poll without contacting or annoying 2,000 people and still could have told you that chicks love cuddling, compliments, flowers, presents, manicures, shopping, fitting into clothes and gossiping with friends. I could have also told you that chicks love pumpkin flavoring, eating bread, the Lifetime channel, Twilight, talking about feelings and putting their feet up on the dashboard/out the window while sitting passenger in the car.

Once you know 3-5 chicks, you know the whole sex. You might not know their thought process as a whole- that’s quite confusing. I don’t even think Baby Jesus has that figure out and he created them, but you’ll know their traits and interests. Those rarely change. Girls are boring like that. Which is probably why us guys confuses girls with other girls all the time. Its not our fault ladies, its yours for not trying to be different. Yeah, you like cuddling, compliments, flowers, presents, manicures, shopping, fitting into clothes and gossiping with friends, so did my ex and my ex before that, and my ex before that.

Next thing you know, Sainbury’s will be doing another poll to let everyone know that dudes love sports, drinking beer, peace and quiet, sex, blowjobs, tits, when their girlfriends/wives don’t talk to them, driving fast, going out with their friends, and sitting on the couch with their hands in the pants. I know Im guilty of each one.

Here’s the complete list:

WHAT WOMEN WANT 1-24

  1. A partner giving you a spontaneous cuddle
  2. Comfortable underwear
  3. Someone telling you they think you’ve lost weight
  4. Buying a present for someone which they’re obviously pleased to receive
  5. Wearing sexy underwear
  6. Finding a bargain
  7. Receiving flowers
  8. Being bought a present
  9. Someone telling you you look younger than you are
  10. A stranger complementing you on your style
  11. Tucking into a bar of chocolate
  12. Being asked where you bought something
  13. Catching up with old friends
  14. Fitting into an outfit you thought was too small
  15. Reading a brilliant book
  16. Having clean teeth
  17. Having a meal cooked for you
  18. Shopping
  19. Someone noticing you’ve had your hair done
  20. A proper hug from your son/daughter
  21. Getting dressed up for a night out
  22. A sale in your favourite shop
  23. Being told your children are well behaved or clever
  24. A bubble bath

WHAT WOMEN WANT 25-50

     25.    Buying a new bottle of perfume
     26.    Going out for lunch with friends
     27.    Winning a debate
     28.    Getting praise from the boss
     29.    A child thanking you for having them to   tea
     30.    A spa day
     31.    Exercising / playing sport
     32.    Showing off a new handbag
     33.    The DJ playing your favourite song on a night out
     34.    Watching a box set
     35.    Your children doing well at school / sport
     36.    Taking heels off at the end of the night
     37.    Recycling clothes
     38.    Eating cheese
     39.    Doing a great job at work
     40.    Going on a first date
     41.    Have a good chat with friends
     42.    Watching soap operas
     43.    Sharing a bottle of wine with friends
     44.    Buying new make up
     45.    Having a manicure
     46.    Shapewear which makes your figure look amazing
     47.    Singing along to the radio in your car
     48.    Picking up a new skill / hobby
     49.    Cleavage enhancing bras

 

This list had to have been done by a female because it was supposed to be a list of 50, however they only put down 49. Don’t believe me? Check it out.

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