Researchers Supplied Gina The Chimp With A Remote Only To Find Out She’s Addicted To Porn


Huff Po – No family-friendly shows for this gal. A female chimpanzee at the Seville Zoo in Spain watched porn every chance she got, primatologist Pablo Herreros wrote over the weekend in El Mundo.

Gina the chimp was supplied with a remote control and several channels to watch on TV — and within days focused on the adult action “as many of us would have done,” Herreros said.

Herreros, who observed Gina a few years ago in a tour of Spain’s zoos, said her behavior surprised him but proved that primates, like humans, “possess an intense sexual life.”

 

Since the demise of the dinosaurs dudes have been trying to get their girls to watch porn. Probably even before that. I bet Fred Flintstone begged every night for Wilma to settle down for a nice night of YouJizz. Probably even bought her that pearl necklace in hopes that she’d nestle in one night, watch a little Fantasy Girl Comes To Life, and allow him to give her a second pearl necklace. No dice every time though. 90 percent of chicks will straight up tell you porn is gross. Then they’ll get to lying about how they never masturbate. Save me the lies, ladies. I dont believe that shit for a second. Youre flicking the magical bean more than Jack.

Now it comes out that all guys have to do is supply their chick with a TV consisting of limited channels- one of them being pornography. Researchers probably used channels consisting of ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN Classic, NFL Network, SpikeTV, and Canal 18 or Heat TV. Best believe this will be the list of channels for Mrs Sports Reporter. None of this Food Network, Lifetime Network, LMN, or TLC. She’s either going to love sports or love being turned on 24/7. Either way, I win.

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