LAS VEGAS (AP) – A 23-year-old blonde from Brooklyn, N.Y., won the Miss America crown Saturday night after responding to a question about armed guards in schools, saying she opposed fighting violence with violence.
En route to her victory in the Las Vegas pageant, Mallory Hagan also tap danced to James Brown’s “Get Up Off of That Thing,” strutted down the runway in an asymmetrical white gown, and donned a revealing black string bikini.
She defeated Miss South Carolina Ali Rogers, who took second, and Miss Oklahoma Alicia Clifton, who finished third.
She wins a $50,000 college scholarship and gets the crown for one year. Her platform, the issue she will promote during her reign, is fighting child sexual abuse. She said the issue is close to her heart because the women in her family themselves grappled with sexual abuse.
Look at the euphoria on this chick’s face. Broads love to be recognized. Crowns, sashes, thanks yous, you look pretty today, nice hair, looks like you’ve lost weight- literally anything along those lines will brighten up a chick’s face beyond anything else. Besides maybe a pumpkin flavored coffee. Bitches love pumpkin flavoring. And all she had to do was answer a few questions like “Do you condone armed schools, yes or no and why?” or “if you could change the world in one way, what would it be?”, then she had to perform perform her secret talent, strut her stuff down in her finest swimwear, and then finish it up in her best gown. I don’t know how these chicks do it. It takes talent to be a pageant queen. Talent for sure. All the talent of them being born hot. I feel like the real pageant winners should be mom and dad. Like each girls parents should come out and whichever chick wins then the parents should get $50,000, a cruise vacation, and a plaque that reads “2013 Miss America Creators.” Let’s give respect where respect is due.