Brandon Lloyd Gets A Penalty Because The Ref Can’t Catch


Too hard, bro? You gave him a penalty for throwing it too hard? That’s like when weak people say they cant pick something up because they cant get a grip. Number one excuse, bro. Number two? I couldnt catch it that because it was too fast. Like theres something wrong with the thrower who has a rocket launcher for an arm. Sorry but thats cool as shit. Harder you can throw, the better. Just admit that that’s your family in the Volkswagen Passat commercial and call it a day. No point in trying to hold on to your Man Card any longer.

 

Sick arm, kid. You got it past 3 blades of grass!

 

And yes ladies, we do all have one. By rule I cant show you the actual one, but Google gives a fair enough depiction.

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