Jessica Simpson Is Married, Fat From Her Second Child, And Has Given Up On Life


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Jesus Christ, Jessica. I know you’re married, fat from children, and soon to be a mother of 2- so basically your life is over, but have some respect for my 25-year-old eyes. My 20/20 is the only thing I have going for me. Woof City by the way. Straight Woof City.

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