If this shit is so rare then why is everyone so calm? Better believe the day I see this I’m trusting Doomsday is upon us. No way I’m just standing there wondering how odd it is that the sky looks like its dropping into the ocean. I certainly won’t be walking around the beach with my beer gut out, sipping a cold one and carrying my child like everything’s hunky dory. I’m fuckin’ getting in the white van back there and driving my ass until the giant red dust cloud has settled or consumed everyone into the abyss. Fuckin’ Australia, man. I was all hyped to move there too. Now I have to worry about potentially dying from breathing in sand off the Indian Ocean. I’m guessing breathing in red sand isn’t accepted by Boston’s Brigham and Women’s Transplant team.