Jesus Christ, James! Read your god damn lines correctly. I know you think this is fun for you, but let’s just get it done. And director, Lindsay doesn’t do fake ass kisses. Just ask Charlie Sheen. She reads lines. She’s Lindsay fucking Lohan! Do your f**cking job!
PS, I do feel pity for the director. All he wanted them to do was have James read his lines and have the two of them to lock lips. Pretty simple sequence of events if you ask me. But nope, Lindsay couldn’t understand that.