Hugh Hefner And Girlfriend Crystal Harris Wed, But Not Before Crystal Signs Ironclad Prenup Before The Wedding (Includes Photos) (Extremely NSFW)


Daily Mail – Crystal Harris is said to have signed an ‘ironclad’ prenuptial agreement before saying ‘I do’ to her new husband, 86-year-old Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner.

A source told US Weekly said that while the 26-year-old blonde beauty will be taken care of, she has not been added to his will. Instead, his estimated $43 million fortune will be divided among his four children, the University of Southern California and a list of charities.

The Playmate of the month reportedly ran from the altar in June 2011 because she got cold feet. The wedding was called off just 5 days before hand with over 300 guests set to attend.

‘Last time it turned into a big ordeal and then it all fell apart,’ she said.

She also publicly shamed her now husband, saying that the she had only been intimate with him once – and very briefly. She admitted sex with the octogenarian lasted ‘like two seconds’, adding: ‘Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it.

The pair reconciled in May last year, and Hugh has recently said that he wants to stay with Crystal until he dies. Hugh also insisted that he doesn’t care about the 60 year difference between them. ‘The dramatic age difference between difference & Crystal & me really doesn’t matter,’ he tweeted. ‘Whatever time I have left, we want to spend together.’

What made this time around Crystal different said she felt more confident about their relationship and was ‘excited’ to tie the knot on New Year’s Eve. ‘This time around is amazing… I’m very happy and Hef’s very happy and we’re excited.’

She has already changed her name on the social networking site to Crystal Hefner.

You were ashamed of Hugh before, huh? The sex only lasted two seconds, you say? You were over it quit quickly, you say? Hmmm, who would’ve thought an 86-year-old couldn’t last 20-30 minutes banging out a 26-year-old. Shit, I’m 25-years-old and I struggle for 20-30 minutes. Fuck, I struggle for 10. And don’t laugh like the rest of you guys are any better. Its a known fact that guys average about 4-5 minutes in the sack. So stop guilting me. Plus only 16-percent of chicks can get off from vaginal intercourse so whether its 3 minutes, or 10 minutes, or 20 minutes, its really no different to me.

I’m glad Crystal had a change of heart though. Good to see true love make a comeback. Hopefully they can live a happy marriage for the last 5 or so years of Hugh’s life. I don’t know what the difference is from being taken care of and being left part of the $43 million fortune, but whatever it is, I hope its worth sucking on wrinkly nuts for Crystal’s indefinite future.

 

For someone who can only put 2 minutes towards sex with bombshells, Hef is the longest running pimp in the game. He either puts chicks in a trance when he speaks or he ejaculates gold.

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