Darnell Dockett Does Twitter, And Tries To Do Katherine Webb At The Same Time


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Get used to it, AJ. This is the rest of your life as long as you and Miss Webb are connected. You can’t expect to be a pro athlete or potential pro athlete, dating a knockout and not expect the rest of the world to try and make you eat shit. Its the law of the land. Its what us guys do. We have a code, but the code is for brothers and best friends, not dudes living across the country who you’ve never met before. If I were a million dollar athlete in Arizona, I’d have been tweeting your girlfriend too. Fuck, I’m neither and I’d still do it. Ask Melanie Iglesias, Miss Australia Renae Ayris and Kate Upton. I hit those 3 up on the regular. Mostly just Mel right now, but you get it. Point is, shut the fuck up, AJ. Take your national championship ring, go home to your dime piece, bang her out a few times, and hope some GM drafts you, otherwise you’ll probably lose her to a 6’4″ 290 pounder.

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