Judge Johnson Is The Smartest Man Alive After Letting Us All Know That If Women Don’t Want Sex, Their Bodies Will Shut Down And Refuse Pregnancy

The Independent – A US judge has prompted outrage after saying that a rape victim didn’t put up a fight during her assault and that if someone doesn’t want sex, the body ‘will not permit that to happen.’ Judge Derek Johnson’s comments, which echo those of outgoing U.S. representative Todd Akin, who used the phrase ‘legitimate rape’ and said women who are the victims of rape rarely get pregnant, have drawn widespread condemnation. The states Commission on Judicial Performance has also attacked the the judge for taking ten years off the recommended sentence for the rapist in the case, imposing a six-year sentence instead. “In the commission’s view, the judge’s remarks reflected outdated, biased and insensitive views about sexual assault victims who do not ‘put up a fight.’ Such comments cannot help but diminish public confidence and trust in the impartiality of the judiciary,” wrote Lawrence Simi, the commission’s chairman. Judge Johnson was making the comments in the case of a man who threatened to mutilate the face and genitals of his ex-girlfriend with a heated screwdriver. The man also beat her with a metal baton and made violent threats before committing rape and forcing oral copulation. According to police reports Judge Johnson said: ‘I’m not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something, if someone doesn’t want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case. ‘That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn’t necessarily willing, she didn’t put up a fight.’ The commission, which stated it only learnt of the remarks in May, 10 to 0 that Johnson deserved his public admonishment. The judge, who has been with Orange County Superior Court since 2000 also said the rape was ‘technical’ and not ‘a real, live criminal case.’ To treat this case like the rape cases that we all hear about is an insult to victims of rape,’the judge is reported to have told the LA Times. He is also reported to have said: ‘I think it’s an insult. I think it trivializes a rape.’


There you go, chicks. Now you know if its a legitimate rape your body will shut down and refuse pregnancy. Badda bing, badda boom. Guys and girls can start having unprotected sex as long as they please as long as the girl just pretends its rape and attempts to fight it. Looks like there’s going to be a lot of rape role playing going on in the future in many of bedrooms. Shit’s about to get real. A lot of sex and submission. Bitches are going to be screaming, “sir may I cum?! Please, may I cum?!”

Just make sure you thank God and Judge Derek Johnson for teaching us science. We’re really lucky to have such wise humans gracing Earth.

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