Its Official, Selena Broke Up With The Biebs For The Sports Reporter


 

Yahoo – On Friday, E! reported that Bieber and Gomez ended their two-year romance; additional media outlets have since confirmed the split. Reports claim that the couple’s grueling schedules are to blame for the break up. “Selena broke up with Justin about a week ago. It’s been a really challenging experience over the last year because of their crazy schedules,” one insider told Us Weekly. A rep for Bieber has not yet responded to Yahoo! Music’s request for comment. In a preview of the interview (which was conducted just a few weeks ago), Bieber gushes about Gomez and goes on to say how proud he is to be her boyfriend. “I never make her separate from me [because] I don’t want her to ever feel like I’m ashamed of her,” Bieber told Winfrey. “I feel like a lot of guys do that, especially in the business. They don’t want to be seen with the girl, so they’ll make them ride in separate cars and do all that getaway stuff. … We get away, we’re getting away together.”

 

Gotta love the Biebs. He has no shame in being softer than Cottonelle tissue. I guess when you’re richer than Bill Gates, can pull any girl you eye, and you’re just beginning your path to manhood you can do whatever you want. Unfortunately girls like the bad boys, Justin. They want you to tell them to drive themselves and you’ll meet them there. They don’t want to hear how proud you are to be their boyfriend. Come on, man. They might say that, but that’s like when they say they like a man for his “personality, charm, kindness, goals, and thoughtfulness.” Really they’re saying, “dick size, money, dick size, assholeness, money, assholeness.” Those are the 3 things that make a man. If you lack in one, you better make up for it in one of the other 2 categories. Its as simple as that. Unfortunately for Biebs it sounds like he only has one, money. And not enough to make up for the lack of the other two. Shame for you, JB.

Its only matter of time until our picture is sweeping the net virally now that you’re on the market. Feel free to drop me a line at @_TheSportReport on Twitter, a DM is acceptable. I’ll let you make me as many sandwiches as you’d like, and we can get a jump start on all those kids you would have had had you stayed in Texas. I’ll let you do whatever you want, but just know we go our separate ways to events unless you’re paying for a limo. I don’t hold hands in public. And I don’t cuddle after sex. However, I’ll buy you a card for every holiday and drop roughly $200 on you for your birthday and Christmas. But I will expect more in return based on income level. What can I say, I’m just your every day gentleman. Te amo, Selena!

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