Eddie Murphy Makes Norbit And Still Lands This Chick

You have to wonder, has she ever seen Norbit. How about Daddy Day Care. Meet Dave maybe. There’s no way. I’m not sure he could land Terry Schiavo post coma given his current string of blockbuster hits. She’d just nod her head, or her nurse would nod her head for her, and just be like hell no. She’d probably put herself into a second coma just thinking about it. That’s why I’m guessing he has a legit monster. Something that makes even Jon Hamm insecure.

With that said, if she’s only seen his shit from the 80’s, he’s probably getting standing up 69’s on the reg. Luckyyyy.



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