If you don’t know by now, The Sports Reporter has a thing for brunettes with dark skin. I fuckin’ love them. And not too many compare to WWE diva, Eve Torres. She’s a straight up bitch Monday Nights on Raw and Friday Nights on Smackdown, but I kind of dig that about her. Bitch knows what she wants and she goes and gets it. She’s a go getter. An independent bitch. Plus her body shows that she works out. Win. Win. Win. Plus her bio says her favorite color is green, she is a dog person, her favorite beverage is coconut water, she is afraid of clowns, and her favorite thing to do is short sprints on the beach. All my favorites too besides the color green. But I can get over that.
I can’t even begin to describe the things I’d do to Miss Torres given the chance. Probably illegal in every state besides Alabama, Tennessee, and Kentucky. And that’s only because states like them that condone incest have no rules.