Daily Mail – A four-year-old Colorado girl wept on Tuesday due to her mounting frustration over the seemingly endless presidential campaign. Fort Collins mother Elizabeth Evans uploaded a video of her daughter’s teary-eyed plea in which the youngster said she was crying because of ‘Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney.’ The mother said that the duo had been on their way to the grocery store listening to an election story on National Public Radio when the waterworks went off.
Jesus fuckin’ Christ honey boo boo, chillax. See this is exactly what is wrong with ‘Merica. Fuckin’ 4-year-olds crying over politics and shit. You kidding me? Its all a game, hun. One of them says some lies. The other one says some lies. So on and so on. Get used to it. This shit will be going on for the rest of your life, just with names other than Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney.
I’m glad this chick is already growing up to be a racist, too. Bitch can’t even say Barack Obama, but she has no problem with Mitt Romney- the white candidate. How hard is it to say Barack Obama, sweetheart? Drop the Barack if you have to. Keep it at Obama. But of course, white girl from Colorado can’t pronounce the black candidate’s name. Go figure. All Colorado teaches their white girls to do is have sex with black athletes and then cry rape afterwards.
Then you have all these people like, “I don’t blame you for crying Abby. I am tired of it too,” “Poor little child, bless her heart. I’m sick of hearing about those two as well,” and “If I knew where to send it, I would send Abby a teddy bear. She deserves it.”
I’m about to post a video tomorrow of my cousins crying about the election to see how much pub and free shit we can get.
Update: On behalf of NPR and all other news outlets, we apologize to Abigael and all the many others who probably feel like her. We must confess, the campaign’s gone on long enough for us, too. Let’s just keep telling ourselves: “Only a few more days, only a few more days, only a few more days.”
Update at 3:42 p.m. ET: Grace Hood, a reporter with NPR member station KUNC, just tweeted that Abbie is happy now thanks in part to an NPR Politics pin.
All it takes to brighten up a 4-year-olds day after she’s been crying over the Presidential Election is a Politics pin. Grow the fuck up, Abbie. Pins are child’s play. You want to talk politics with the adults, request meetings with both candidates and grill them with questions like, “Are you really an American, Bronco Bamma?” And, “Are you really gonna shut down Big Bird on me, Mitt Romney?”