Huff Post – An unidentified 29-year-old man and 53-year-old woman were kidnapped from separate rooms in their Newport Beach home on Oct. 1, tied up and driven to the Mojave Desert where they were left to die. One of them was burned, doused with bleach and had his penis partially severed. Today, investigators are still looking for clues. Kyle Shirakawa Handley, 33, was arrested in connection to the crime on Oct. 6, but two remaining suspects are at large. On Oct. 1, a neighbor saw three suspects unload a ladder from their truck and pretend to work on the victims’ home, according to police reports obtained by the paper. Police now believe that the three men — including Handley — were actually involved in the kidnapping. The victims were taken from their home, restrained with zip ties and tortured, the Bakersfield Californian reported. Sheriff’s deputies found them in the desert the next day.
I’m going to keep this short and sweet. As if being zip tied, burned, and doused with bleach wasn’t bad enough, having your dick severed completes the horrific qua-fecta. I could live with the events if I were the victim if it were only the first 3. However, no 29-year old male deserves to live dickless for the rest of his life. Severing a man’s dick is basically like killing him. No more pussy. No more blowjobs. No more mornings filled with hours of morning wood. That’s no life for me. Women know this. That’s why I’m fully positive that this act was done by a female. No male would ever do this to another male. We’ll kill another man, torture him beforehand. But we under no circumstances would we leave another man with a severed penis. If I’m this unfortunate S.O.B., I’m becoming the world’s biggest scientist and mixing all kinds of household products into my daily appetite, just hoping to meet my dick in the afterlife.
Ps, Dont ever Google ‘Severed Penis’. Ever. Ever. Ever.