Fantasy Slut League


Huffington – A pervasive “Fantasy Slut League” has been uncovered at Piedmont High School in California following an investigation by school officials. In a letter to parents, Principal Rich Kitchens writes that the league was created by varsity student athletes. Female students are “drafted” and male students earn points for “documented engagement in sexual activities” with female students, Piedmont Patch reports. The investigation found that the league had been active for the last five or six years at the school and served as a bonding activity for some student athletic teams. Many students — both male and female — participated at times because they felt pressured to, according to the report. “Participation often involved pressure/manipulation by older students that included alcohol to impair judgment/control and social demands to be popular, feel included and attractive to upperclassmen,” Kitchens wrote.

 

Jackpot, baby! I’d like to meet the dude who was sitting around the cafeteria table at lunch time and was like, dudes, we need to do a fantasy slut league. Where we’d pick girls throughout the school to be on our teams, and we’d get points for when and how they put out. I bet you all his buddies were like, huh, we can do that?

Of course we can men! That’s the beauty of being a male. Shit like this amuses the fuck out of us. I can see all my friends participating in this league. And you can bet your bottom dollar we’d be finding ways to rig the drafting system. I want 6th pick, guys!

Also, another beautiful part is that no one cares. The faculty isn’t even looking into who participated in this or created it. They’re more focused on education and understanding moving forward. They basically just want everybody to forget it even happened. Just, move on. Probably because when they were students, they had a fantasy slut league. Because let’s face it, high school bitches are hoes. Might as well win some money or a trophy for it.

 

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