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Hey Verly, I hope you get hit by a bus. A bus carrying fat people on their way to the all you can eat buffet at the Golden Corral. Then I hope the bus stops because some fatty says they just saw the first McDonald’s in 3 miles and they need some Monopoly tickets before October 20th so the driver backs up- over you, to then come back 25 minutes later with a bus full of McDonald’s filled heffalumps and run you over once more. Seriously, bro. Get the fuck out. We ain’t even cool anymore.




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