Hey, Ian, heads up! Dudes aren’t supposed to catch balls to the face, brah. Thanks to you and Lincecum this week, y’all are making the male sex look real bad. I know women keep fighting for equal rights and equal opportunities, but I think you two are taking this a bit far. No need to over do it. Makes us look like a bunch of pussies. Plus, at least Tim said, “I know how females feel.” See, he made a funny. You just took it like an under-paid, over-worked porn star trying to put her way through college.
And how about Sterling Sharpe just laughing his ass off at Rapoport? None stop chuckling until Ian asks, “did you guys see that?” Nah, man. We didnt see that. You’re not on camera or anything. And then fuckin’ Marshall Faulk goes, “yeah I saw that.” Bunch of Captain Obvious’ who apparently don’t understand what rhetorical means. Good thing they were both good at running and catching. Anything requiring an education was out of their reach. Stick to the cushion analyzing job, guys. You’re too far behind at this point.
Update: It came to my attention that Sterling Sharpe does have an education. He graduated in 1988 with a double major in interdisciplinary studies and retailing. Interdisciplinary studies is a process of answering a question, solving a problem, or addressing a topic that is too broad or complex to be dealt with adequately by a single academic major or profession. Neither impress me.