Is there anything better than the Giselle having to hear “Eli owns your husband!”? I fuckin’ loved that shit. Property of the New York Giants bitch! “My husband cannot throw the ball and catch the ball” No bitch, but he can throw an accurate pass so Welker doesn’t have to jump up and spin 180 degrees to catch a pass when the dude was wide open. Instead of bitching and moaning, show that mofo some game film of Eli just dropping dimes out of the sky 40 yards down the field, in-between 2 defenders, right into the outstretched arms of Mario Manningham. Ballin’!!!!