For The Weekend, I Leave You With Beli-douche Productions…

ESPN – NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has determined that the New England Patriots violated league rules Sunday when they videotaped defensive signals by the New York Jets’ coaches, according to league sources. NFL security officials confiscated a camera and videotape from Patriots video assistant Matt Estrella on the New England sidelines when it was suspected he was recording the Jets’ defensive signals. Sources say the visual evidence confirmed the suspicion. […]  The Patriots have been suspected in previous incidents. […] The league also was reviewing a possible violation into the number of radio frequencies the Patriots were using during Sunday’s game, sources said. The team did not have a satisfactory explanation when asked about possible irregularities in its communication setup during the game.


With the weekend coming up and this being my last post until after the Super Bowl, you knew I couldn’t go without bringing up the dark cloud that’s hung over the Patriots players and fans head since ’07. Nope its not their perfect season collapse, although that was great, but rather their cheating scandal. That dick Beli-douche was finally caught breaking rules. I knew he wasn’t some genius. Dude sucked as a Giants asst. coach, sucked as a Jets asst. coach, and sucked as a Browns Head Coach. It wasn’t until he was given Brady that he began winning. Most of his career he just followed Bill Parcells around mooching off his victories and expertise. Beli-douche is just that, a douche. I won’t even give him the courtesy of using his actual, God given, government name. It’s Beli-douche until the day I day, or until he does. So suck it Beli-docuhe. I’d wish you the best come Sunday, but that’d be lying. And the Sports Reporter is all real talk.


Here are a few images sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face this weekend:

(The pajamas all my women wear. This shirt, and just this shirt.)



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